Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.

My brain has not stopped today. I've had billions of insects darting, ricocheting around in my head and no net to catch them with. Some pretty ones in there as well...a few dragonflies, even. Nice. They're cute, I like dragonflies. Dragonflies are the dolphins of the insect world. I never mind dragonflies when they're around and it's not often enough that they are around. Unlike their far-distant cousins. You know, the ones with the comparatively unsophisticated names. Flies. Yeah, flies. Those little pricks. Necessary little pricks nonetheless. But know this, dear reader: A mate of mine often says this and it's a great word to live by:


Wow. Read that last paragraph again. Maybe it's just me but...did that paragraph totally blow your mind? It's okay. I am aware that I have a gift. Possibly from God(hey back off, trendy atheists, I said possibly). I have a gift that not everyone possesses and I feel completely comfortable in saying that. If you're as talented as me and you're lucky enough to own a computer...well, then...shit! The world is your bivalve molusc.

It's an oyster, you see? Bivalve, dude. Bivalve.
Go. Fem. Fe. Ee.

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